Caw, Caw! Cacophony of Crows

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Beware the Rabbit Jack, my lad!

Teeth for Gnashing

Claws for Gashing

Capacitance and Brawn of Deviltry

Traipse in the Dank and Quake

Harsh the Gnarls

Sharp the Snarls

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Grips and Gnaws

Growls from Craw

Atrocious Culmination to our Peroration

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Research: The Art of Getting on a Government List Somewhere

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Oy to the vey.

You know when you hit that flow and you can barely keep up with the words as they tumble out of your brain?  Then suddenly (dun, dun, dun) it all comes crashing down?

Because… You don’t know… How… Something works…  (in your best Shatner)

Like, what are the relativistic rotation speeds of a comet and its gravitation?  When was the heyday of the Mongolian Empire?  How does a worm process food out of dirt?  How do you do sleight of hand tricks?  What are the important arteries in the human body for the murdering?  How do cults and terrorist organizations get new followers?  What secret societies still exist and what is their secret?  Is Bigfoot real?

You know what I’m talking about.  I mean, I put it in the title.  The random, odd and weird factoids, science, conjecture and theories you never knew you needed to know… until you do.  The annoying part is, you can’t really move forward in the story until you do have an understanding of whatever you need at that moment.  Hence the oy to the vey.  When I get that flow, the last thing I want is to slam into a brick wall of missing information.

One of the more fun things about research is really the just strangeness of what you need at that moment.  The bad part is when you get stuck in research mode.  You’ll find yourself knee-deep in conspiracy theories as to why Charlemagne was obviously an alien and time traveled with Sigmund Freud for ice cream (I don’t think that’s real).  But, how can someone not show up on a list with the really weird Search lists a writer generates?  And we’re lucky!

To be honest, I don’t know how people did it before the internet.  I think I still know the Dewey Decimal System.  Anyway, having access to all the wondrous and ridiculous human musings at your fingertips is pretty amazing.

Though of late, ridiculous seems to be winning.  I mean Charlemagne couldn’t be that into ice cream.

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Silly Little Poems Written While Testing Keyboards

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Hello?  There you are.

Looking at the clouds and staring at the stars.

Can you see the storm as it’s headed your way?

You better dash, you better stash

‘cause you sure can’t stay.

If it’s elephants or giraffes

that see you through the day.

Maybe it’s all about sandwiches

Hey, hey, hey!

Shoo, shoo.  Let me see your face.

If you do all the things, it’s gonna be a race.

Have to try and have to win.

As long as you do it with a big ole grin!

Fighting monsters in the dark of the night

What do you do when they stop for a bite?

Do you run?  Do you hide?

Saddle up, Apone!  It’s time to ride!

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Got the NaNoWriMo Blues

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Can’t wake up

No matter how hard I try

Sun shines through the window

Right into my eyes

No motivation

This whole week and today

Stare at the cursor blinking

Without making headway

Plug me full of coffee

But it’s not making a dent

Still just as tired as ever

Wonder where my energy went

Less than 10 days left

Before this month is done

10,000 more words and 9 more poems

And all I want is to feel the sun

Do Not Ride Hard into the Night

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Trapped in a world

of my own making

No way out that I can see

Something follows

Hot breath on my neck

Faster I run but it keeps pace with me

Surrounded by forest

With hands outstretched

Trees all around won’t let me be

Fog rolls in

Breath turns to steam

Voices burn the vapor

And still, I am not free

Loud is the gong

As it rings on repeat

I awake and find myself

Wrapped in sweat-soaked sheets

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Chrono Taxi

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Tunnels and time

Everything’s fine!

We will get to then

But right now were sublime

She was quite clever

And pulled on a lever

Soon we will be there

Somewhere in the whenever

Was 1863 the year when?

Oh damn, wrong again.

Looks like we’re in China

Well, this is beyond my ken.

The door opened wide

We wandered outside

Our ride disappeared

And left us without a guide

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Without You

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Bright is the morning

As dusty snow swallows the peaks

The wind itself is bitter cold

And I am alone

Dark is the room

Where leaves blow in

And cobwebs hold up the walls

Empty but for me

Steam rises slowly

And the tea leaves dance

Carefree like we once were

Before that day

Rain fell hard

On that field of stone

My heart bitter and empty

When you left

Since you died

Each day past

Is harder than the last

Without you

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Pictures in Motion

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Foreign Films

A chance to see the world

For those that can’t travel

Classic Cinema

A chance to see the world

As it once was for those who weren’t there

Future Shows

A chance to see the world

As it could be, both good and bad

Horror Pictures

A chance to see the world

And make really bad decisions

Comedy Flicks

A chance to see the world

And laugh at our own foibles

Drama Features

A chance to see the world

And feel for the loss of others

Documentaries

A chance to see the world

Through the eyes of the downtrodden

The Power of Movies

A chance to see the world

Through the eyes of another

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